Mutnullcib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody manatee.

Mutnullcib created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutnullcib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mutnullcib, he will turn you into a frog.

Mutnullcib's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mutnullcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.