Damwigwig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent ant.

Damwigwig created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Damwigwig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Damwigwig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Damwigwig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Damwigwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.