Targjamjop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage jackal.

Targjamjop created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Targjamjop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targjamjop, she will ignore you.

Targjamjop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Targjamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Targjamjop must be the most important thing in your life.