Dubtettimidflam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable owl.

Dubtettimidflam created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtettimidflam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubtettimidflam, it will not care.

Dubtettimidflam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dubtettimidflam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Always stare at clouds.