Zogtabfid is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane frog.

Zogtabfid created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtabfid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogtabfid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zogtabfid's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zogtabfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always take life seriously.