Bedfedflig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, stupid snake.

Bedfedflig created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedfedflig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedfedflig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bedfedflig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bedfedflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Hide if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Always help horses.

5. Never pour water over plants.