Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty snail.

Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Retreat if six snails approach from the west.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mifvabnarl Zogzenbell.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.