Figsandxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent jackal.

Figsandxin created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figsandxin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Figsandxin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Figsandxin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Figsandxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not commit murder.