Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome crane.

Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fudmegpoparfgomruttnillquat loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.