Danripveen is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental meerkat.

Danripveen created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danripveen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Danripveen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Danripveen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Danripveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Danripveen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not hurt bats.