Nartmegmon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful guinea pig.

Nartmegmon created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nartmegmon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nartmegmon, he will turn you into a rock.

Nartmegmon's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Nartmegmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Nartmegmon on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Fast once a month.