Cedruttvon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable parrot.

Cedruttvon created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedruttvon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cedruttvon, it will not care at all.

Cedruttvon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cedruttvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cedruttvon loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed rice to swans while wearing cyan coats.

5. Never eat corn.