Cidlistwip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful dog.

Cidlistwip created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidlistwip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidlistwip, it will ignore you.

Cidlistwip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cidlistwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Hide if six voles approach from the south.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cidlistwip on top of all buildings.