Disscussbab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unselfish bat.

Disscussbab created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Disscussbab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disscussbab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Disscussbab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Disscussbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Disscussbab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.