Gebyogveen Latfigsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient toad.

Gebyogveen Latfigsat created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyogveen Latfigsat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gebyogveen Latfigsat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gebyogveen Latfigsat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gebyogveen Latfigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.