Sakhudsab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental otter.

Sakhudsab created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakhudsab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sakhudsab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Sakhudsab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sakhudsab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sakhudsab.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Erect three iron sculptures of Sakhudsab on top of important buildings.