Fatcamcar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring ferret.

Fatcamcar created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatcamcar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fatcamcar, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fatcamcar's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fatcamcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.