Bissgatwotyim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud dog.

Bissgatwotyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissgatwotyim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bissgatwotyim, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bissgatwotyim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bissgatwotyim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.