Watfetdin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying dolphin.

Watfetdin created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfetdin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watfetdin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Watfetdin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Watfetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if six cats approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.