Hamjabbissflig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud naga.

Hamjabbissflig created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamjabbissflig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hamjabbissflig, she will remove you from existence.

Hamjabbissflig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hamjabbissflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hamjabbissflig's priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not hurt aardvarks.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.