Zoddadcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive mouse.

Zoddadcip created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoddadcip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zoddadcip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zoddadcip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zoddadcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never wear trousers.