Sigpasfonfag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, blissful dryad.

Sigpasfonfag created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigpasfonfag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sigpasfonfag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sigpasfonfag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigpasfonfag's Holy Commandments

1. Sigpasfonfag loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigpasfonfag.