Baplarpfag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage bear.

Baplarpfag created the Sol system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Baplarpfag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Baplarpfag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Baplarpfag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Baplarpfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Baplarpfag.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always obey Baplarpfag's priests.