Cembonyen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, smart raccoon.

Cembonyen created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cembonyen, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cembonyen, it will turn you into a worm.

Cembonyen's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cembonyen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Never bounce near shrews.