Davbadben is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent mouse.

Davbadben created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbadben, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Davbadben, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Davbadben's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Davbadben's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.