Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciless wyrm.

Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sugnurcusstagyammitmotyart.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.