Misbotdab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful fox.

Misbotdab created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Misbotdab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misbotdab, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Misbotdab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Misbotdab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Misbotdab loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.