Zanjamqueegbogzod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, smart elephant.

Zanjamqueegbogzod created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanjamqueegbogzod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zanjamqueegbogzod, he will cry a lot.

Zanjamqueegbogzod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Zanjamqueegbogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.