Hatbitxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fast mongoose.

Hatbitxuc created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatbitxuc, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hatbitxuc, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hatbitxuc's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hatbitxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick moths.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help cats.

5. Never sit near geese.