Flaprennatlimyarpquag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate dragon.

Flaprennatlimyarpquag created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaprennatlimyarpquag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flaprennatlimyarpquag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flaprennatlimyarpquag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flaprennatlimyarpquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green boots.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.
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