Largjonarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing ant.

Largjonarp created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largjonarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largjonarp, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Largjonarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Largjonarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not kill dolphins.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.