Vidpasrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent newt.

Vidpasrot created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidpasrot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidpasrot, she will turn you into a hamster.

Vidpasrot's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Vidpasrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Doves are not to be trusted.