Rotsintipbon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish jackal.

Rotsintipbon created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Rotsintipbon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rotsintipbon, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rotsintipbon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rotsintipbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.