Tipgebdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane frog.

Tipgebdun created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipgebdun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tipgebdun, it will manifest in front of you.

Tipgebdun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tipgebdun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.