Cutdavpib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving snake.

Cutdavpib created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutdavpib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutdavpib, it will not care.

Cutdavpib's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cutdavpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of geese.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.