Bidpigbam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy spider.

Bidpigbam created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bidpigbam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidpigbam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bidpigbam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bidpigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat tomatoes.