Wadfitarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, confident skunk.

Wadfitarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Wadfitarp, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadfitarp, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wadfitarp's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Wadfitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about fire.