Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet guinea pig.

Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Manbimgoffenmapkennilyart.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about cell theory.