Nabbap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise raven.

Nabbap created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabbap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabbap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nabbap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nabbap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nabbap.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Nabbap loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.