Manpadhenbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish meerkat.

Manpadhenbod created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Manpadhenbod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Manpadhenbod, it will have a low opinion of you.

Manpadhenbod's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Manpadhenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not stand on grass.