Timsisnat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent lizard.

Timsisnat created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timsisnat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Timsisnat, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Timsisnat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Timsisnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.