Loopyimmin is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive dragon.

Loopyimmin created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopyimmin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopyimmin, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Loopyimmin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Loopyimmin's Holy Commandments

1. Loopyimmin loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always help doves in need.