Megbitbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing goblin.

Megbitbop created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbitbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Megbitbop, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Megbitbop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Megbitbop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Megbitbop seven times a day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megbitbop.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Megbitbop.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.