Mityarlitleg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful gorilla.

Mityarlitleg created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mityarlitleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mityarlitleg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Mityarlitleg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mityarlitleg's Holy Commandments

1. Mityarlitleg loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if six geese approach from the east.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Mityarlitleg loves rats, so they must be respected.