Fotnelldim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, merciful swan.

Fotnelldim created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotnelldim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotnelldim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fotnelldim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fotnelldim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.