Yartnakfod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent fox.

Yartnakfod created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartnakfod, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartnakfod, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yartnakfod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yartnakfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Yartnakfod first in all things.