Xuck is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, clever hamster.

Xuck created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuck, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xuck, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Xuck's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Xuck's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five hamsters approach from the west.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.