Hongarnilbigrul is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish shrew.

Hongarnilbigrul created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hongarnilbigrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hongarnilbigrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hongarnilbigrul's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hongarnilbigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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