Omtlidlabvabkom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered goat.

Omtlidlabvabkom created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlidlabvabkom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtlidlabvabkom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Omtlidlabvabkom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Omtlidlabvabkom's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.