Catbafyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented dog.

Catbafyarl created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbafyarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Catbafyarl, she will turn you into a rock.

Catbafyarl's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Catbafyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands fawn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catbafyarl.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.